The Dazzler 52 Challenge

  1. Attend a self -help group meeting.
  2. High five another animal with an opposable thumb.  
  3. Make a snow angel.
  4. Ask a security guard how it feels knowing that in all the action movies, the security guards are always the first to die.
  5. Pull into a gas station and use the window washer to wash your entire car (other vehicles ok).  
  6. Buy a hat sell it to another making a profit.
  7. Inform a small child that Santa Claus isn’t real.
  8. Put your T-shirt on a statue.  
  9. Buy a stapler and throw it into a river yelling out “I HATE STATIONARY”.
  10. Make a snowball, name it, lick it and throw it at someone bigger than yourself.
  11. Have a bar name a cocktail after Tristan.
  12. Paint a self portrait.
  13. Bury a time-capsule.
  14. Get “The Jones” tattooed somewhere on your body.
  15. Sit in a university lecture.  
  16. Wear your underwear over your pants until someone points out your error.
  17. Plant a tree.  
  18. Skinny dip at midnight.  
  19. Get a frog (Frenchy) to admit that baguettes are probably the worst type of savory treat.
  20. Pretend to be invisible.
  21. Send a message in a bottle. Use profanities.
  22. Kiss the ugliest girl at the party.
  23. Test drive a car.
  24. Sleep holding hands with Tristan. (Sleep is more than 2hrs side by side,no letting go) I suggest using sticky tape.
  25. Don’t sleep for 36hrs.
  26. Record for 1 full day how many times Tristan refers to himself as T-bone.
  27. Learn the alphabet backwards.  
  28. Make a sandwich with 3 types of cheese, 2 types of meat and 2 types of tomato in public.
  29. Get a job.
  30. Quit a job.
  31. Submit your self-portrait to an art gallery.
  32. Have a dance off.
  33. Crowd surf at a concert or festival.
  34. Have a tennis match with a pro or a celebrity.
  35. Attend a party thrown for yourself and Tristan’s behalf.
  36. Buy a straight jacket and wear it in public.
  37. Create a business card for yourself.
  38. Ask a flight attendant if the ‘mile high’ club is really a club or if anyone can join and what it involves.
  39. Hug a republican.  
  40. Fire a weapon.
  41. Get your photo taken with a midget.
  42. Visit a tourist attraction and get to the front of the line, explaining to people you pushing in because you have agoraphobia (fear of standing in lines).
  43. Have someone buy you lunch.
  44. Make the equivalent of AUS $10 busking.
  45. Sell an acrostic poem.
  46. Run a bloody marathon.
  47. Massage Tristan’s injury.
  48. Ask an optometrist for their shoe size.  
  49. Bootleg a movie.
  50. Go on a date, forget your wallet.
  51. Help build a house.
  52. Don’t end up in jail. Do come home in one piece!!!

For every challenge completed and recorded on video I, Nathan Jones will pay $1 Australian for each completed. If all 52 are completed you get to choose a challenge of your choice which I have to do. You can do more than 1 challenge in each place.

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